Heinz apparently has the market cornered on condiments. In nearly every restaurant we've been in since arriving in Glasgow May 11, this is the collection we've found:

Also, did you know you can put a chicken to sleep by tucking its head under its wing and swinging it back and forth a few times? It's true. Our French co-WWOOFer proved it yesterday. More on the chickens soon.
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